Printable guides for people who take preparedness seriously.
Weather data tells you what's coming. These guides tell you exactly what to do about it — region-specific, grounded in official guidance, and built to actually be used, not just look good in a drawer.
Emergency guides for the things that can go wrong
Our newest series. Every volume puts the emergency steps first, then helps you plan ahead, with every safety step and number checked against official sources like the National Weather Service, Ready.gov, FEMA, the CDC, the American Heart Association and the American Red Cross. 14 to 15 printable pages each.
72-Hour Emergency Kit Checklist
What every household needs for the first three days of any emergency.
See it on Etsy →Winter Storm & Extreme Cold
Lake-effect snow, ice storms, and staying warm when the power goes out.
See it on Etsy →Extended Power Outage
Days without power: food, water, heat, medical devices and generators.
See it on Etsy →Tornado & Severe Storms
Watches vs. warnings, your safe spot, and what to do after.
See it on Etsy →Water Shortage Survival
Boil orders, storing water, and making water safe to drink.
See it on Etsy →Food Shortage Survival
Building a pantry that lasts and stretching what you have.
See it on Etsy →Home First Aid Guide
CPR and choking steps updated for 2025, plus bleeding, burns and more.
See it on Etsy →Evacuation & Go-Bag Planner
What to grab in 15 minutes, where to go, and how to keep your family together.
See it on Etsy →Flood Safety Planner
Turn around, don't drown; protecting your home; and cleaning up safely after.
See it on Etsy →Pandemic & Disease Outbreak
When to call 911, caring for someone sick at home, and staying home for weeks.
See it on Etsy →Communications Blackout Planner
No phone, no internet: getting warnings, reaching help, and finding your family.
See it on Etsy →Money Emergency Planner
A lost paycheck or surprise bill: where to get help, which bills come first, and protecting your papers. A planning tool, not financial advice.
See it on Etsy →Extreme Heat Survival
Heat stroke signs, the new heat alerts, hot cars, and getting through a heat wave when the power goes out.
See it on Etsy →Weather safety for travel and the outdoors
Our new travel series: what to do when weather catches you on the road, at the campground or at the beach, with emergency steps first and every fact checked against official sources like the National Weather Service, the National Park Service, INDOT, Ready.gov and the CDC. 14 printable pages each.
Storm-Smart Road Trip Planner
Tornadoes, flooded roads, whiteouts and fog while driving; when to go, delay or reroute; and a car kit that's ready.
See it on Etsy →Camping & RV Weather Safety
Why tents and RVs aren't storm shelters, picking a safer campsite, campfires, and carbon monoxide.
See it on Etsy →Lake Michigan Beach & Dunes Safety
Rip and pier currents, cold water, kids at the beach, the dunes and winter shelf ice.
See it on Etsy →Winter Driving & Stranded in Your Car
Lake-effect snow and squalls, driving on ice, sharing the road with plows, and staying alive if you get stuck.
See it on Etsy →More printable guides
End of the World Survival Guide
A tactical-field-manual-style planner covering bug-out bags, home defense, rationing, and four full region-specific emergency protocols: natural disaster (by region), grid-down & water purification, pandemic, and security & situational awareness.
See this guide on Etsy →Badass Camper Van & Flatbed Build Guide
Layout-planning templates for van conversions and flatbed truck camper builds, focused on structurally sound, four-season-capable layouts — not just a pretty mockup. It's still in production, so there's nothing to buy yet.
Get an email when it launches →Adulting Survival Guide
An undated planner for the everyday emergencies that don't make the news — budgeting, self-care, and staying on top of your own life.
See this guide on Etsy →The original storm-prep planners
Our first, shorter planners. For the most complete and up-to-date guidance, start with The Fall Guides above. Each link opens that planner's own Etsy listing, where you'll find the current price and full details.
Tornado Alley Survival Bundle
Tornado, severe storm, and winter preparedness planners in one bundle.
View this planner on Etsy →Tornado Survival Planner
A 12-page emergency kit and shelter plan.
View this planner on Etsy →Severe Thunderstorm Planner
Lightning safety, hail, and storm-prep checklists.
View this planner on Etsy →Winter Storm Preparedness Planner
Blizzard, ice storm, and power outage checklists.
View this planner on Etsy →Flood Survival Planner
A 12-page checklist, evacuation plan, and insurance log.
View this planner on Etsy →Survival Prep Planner
An emergency binder with a bug-out bag checklist.
View this planner on Etsy →Natural Disaster Planner Bundle
12 emergency preparedness PDFs, from hurricanes and tornadoes to wildfire and flood.
View this planner on Etsy →All guides, one shop: ScoopAndDude on Etsy.
Sarcastic-but-genuinely-useful printables for people who'd rather laugh their way through prep than panic through it.